Ok, time to attempt to lighten the mood. This is supposed to be fun, so my attempt at stand-up comedy while sitting at my computer!
In the morning you enjoy a great and passionate session with one of your favorite YLs including everything you want including MSOG. That night, the SO decides it is the night for the quasi-quarterly 2G freebie. 2G is the Get in and Get off, but since you pay for the house, she can't say Get out! Speaking of paying, it's the most expensive freebie in the history of man! But I digress. Pop quiz hotshot: What do you do?
A. Say "Gee honey, I had such a hard day, I am feeling really drained."
B. Pretend to have a headache.
C. Instinctively run to the bathroom and leave some cash by the sink.
D. Hope to hell the little man is ready for another round but end up faking an orgasm.
E. Enter your answer here.